Seasonal Pandering: Pumpkin Babies!

From out of the two-week-non-posting-ether, I bring good tidings: someone has created a mutant half-baby, half-pumpkin, and it turns out he is adorable:

Look at that wittle face and those wittle hands and the adorable wittle bags under his eyes. He's all tiny and in a sack. That is way more adorable than the half-gourd babies of previous Halloween seasons, what with their collapsed lower jaws and obscenely bulbous tummies:

I am so over them. And, of course, I'm really happy at this move away from Anne Geddes:

Frankly, I like to stay as far away from her and her photographs as possible. Have you seen the one where the woman has her newborn strapped to her stomach with cheesecloth as though it's still in the womb? That cannot be healthy. I'll take the Lil Pumpkin Cocoon Wrap Snuggler over her stuff any day.