Apparently this plush uterus from I Heart Guts was recalled before Christmas because "basically, if you pull too hard on the fallopian tubes, the ovary pops off, creating a potential choking hazard for small children." So, ahem:Dear Future Children,
Please don't pull off and/or choke on any ovaries. Although, I guess if you are going to pull them off, the choking thing is only fair.
Sincerely,
Friday
P.S. Why don't you go play with this kidney, instead? I swear I have a spare somewhere.
5 comments:
That kidney is the cutest thing I have ever seen. Look at those little uncircumcised penises sticking off the side! Adorable!
I'm not sure what you're describing is anatomically correct.
*facepalm* What, you give your baby a stuffed uterus to play with if you think he's homesick or something?
These are great! I got the heart from I Heart Guts for Christmas from my fiance. It currently lounges on the living room couch until I can find an appropriate place to put it.
I heart the heart! Did you get the red one or the gold one? I think I posted about the gold one sometime last year.
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